Crystal

unphh:

kuntsnuggles:

I have this problem where ‘the other day’ for me ranges from yesterday to around 5 years ago

and ‘a friend of mine’ is literally anybody i’ve ever heard of who’s opinion i like

(via ties-before-snapbacks)

spookynez:

chaosprancing:

superwholockgarfield:

morgrana:

OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”

it’s past, present and future

you will be hurt

you are hurt

you were hurt

BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS

you poetic little shit

it’s because… it’s an adjective… …

you will be stupid

you are stupid

you were stupid

(via emmontano)

aidn:

i bet if police dogs knew the police were racist they would quit

(via mydrunkkitchen)

hplyrikz:

Clear your mind here

hplyrikz:

Clear your mind here

(via hplyrikz)

sugar-coated-killer:

do u ever lay in bed and get really sad about ur favorite person because theyre not in the bed with u

(Source: desirgayy, via ellajauregui)

ruinedchildhood:


The sad story of the Three Bears in Shrek

Papa bear on the rebound though

ruinedchildhood:

The sad story of the Three Bears in Shrek

Papa bear on the rebound though

(via zackisontumblr)

sky-loons:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

This went from being inappropriate, to being scary an to just being something sad…

(Source: rialxoan, via ties-before-snapbacks)

daytimeblogger:

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

what a country

(via reginasmom)